Does this remind you of anyone?

[smudge]

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?


The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

[China Doll]

Hell yes!

[vehelpfulguy]

Since when have your legs and eyes and rectum been organs of the body ?

"Parts of the body" may be better

[excelsior]

brilliant!!

[smudge]

veryunhelpfulguy - Where's your sense of humpour? Anyway, I just copied & pasted it from an email. P'raps you could do with reading this: http://www.kidney.org.uk/donor.html


Although I've known some ass holes in my time, I'm glad to say my Boss was a really nice bloke China - he must have been - we worked together for 26 years! ;o}

Glad you enjoyed it excelsior

[smudge]

*humour - although 'hump-our' would have been more apt for VHG!

[megan07]

i like it smudge, lol , xxxx

[weeal]

nice one !

[bensmum]

Good one smudge - liked it a lot!

[smudge]

Glad you enjoyed it too megan, weeal & bensmum!

Nite, nite, sleep tight. -xx-