Following on from legend's deeply inspired question about vodka, I got to pondering and wondering - what should be added to bourbon to prevent a nervous breakdown ?
And more important, do you give more than a flying fart ?
I do character studies on this site, some take minutes, some take hours. I reckon I can emulate anybody's internet mannerisms. Normally I just sit quietly and watch the idiots prove their diagnoses, but on this occasion I had to leap from the armchair and post.
For goodness' sake what is the point in coming on here and answering with Er I am sorry I don't know ? Think about it, if necessary go and buy a bottle of bourbon, ASDA is still open.