IVF treatment for obese patients to "increase number of immigrants"
Leading figures in the world of medical ethics have expressed 'enormous concern' at plans to impregnate obese patients with black, Asian or Eastern European foetuses - without their knowledge or consent.
The ground-breaking medical procedure, known as IVF (or Immigrants Violating Fatties), looks set to massively increase the number of foreign nationals in the UK.
According to plans drawn up jointly by the Department of Health and the Home Office, doctors will secretly impregnate obese patients with foetuses, safe in the knowledge that the pregnancy will reach full term before the hosts notice any weight gain.
Once born, the infants will be transported to a Mosque, paid for by the UK taxpayer, where they will be taught foreign languages, EU law and bomb-making.