The Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name...?

[sp1814]

Surely if they were doing it in the privacy of his own room, and they were both consenting, no crime was commited?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_an d_west/7095134.stm

[Ric.ror]

No Pippa - I was being sarcastic. For shafting a bike you get put on the SOR but for downloading etc - you get a caution or let out after 6 hours in prison. Makes you proud to be british!!!!!!!!

[anotheoldgit]

Raleigh? and not even a ladies bike that's disgusting .

The Welsh have their sheep and now the Scots have their bikes.

What is it with these Celts?

[Pippa68]

Phew Ric.ror.

For a moment I thought I had entered the twilight zone!

I am still wondering how he was having sex with the bike. My imagination has been running riot. Was he entering or being entered? I guess we will never know :o(

[Reverandfunk]

Perhaps his saddle had come off and he didn't notice.

For about 20 mins

[Pippa68]

I had thought about that one, Rev. But it seemed far too difficult..unless he had a secure bike rack.

[Reverandfunk]

And one of those elastic octopus ropes

[brionon]

As usual no-one cares about the poor Bike. i accuse you all of Cycle-ism.

[cambus]

Having seen the bike, I'm not surprised, its a good looking model.

[Reverandfunk]

I heard that the bike wasn't geared up for such activities and fancied a brake

[Skreecheeboy]

Safe sex - Wearing a helmet and using rubber (tires)

[sp1814]

Wow...I didn't actually realise there were so many bike puns out there.

Well done people.

On a (slightly) more serious note - this goes to show what a horrible thing the Internet can be.

20 years ago, this story may have made the local papers or even be buried somewhere in the tabloids...but today, the story has been mailed to me by four different collea...

Hang on...why did so many people think I'd be interested in this story???

[Pippa68]

Maybe so you can have the delight of making up some puns..or share it with us so we can ;o)

I cannot think of anymore..my brain is exhausted with preoccupation as to how the guy was having sex with the bike.

[China Doll]

Just for Pip...

Poor lad was probably just getting in to gear when he was disturbed and had to put the brakes on.

I hope he wasn't saddle sore afterwards.

Crashes symbols

Thank you folks, I'm here all week and available for childrens parties. (As long as there is are no breast feeding 4 year olds or clowns).

[Pippa68]

I quite fancy breastfeeding a clown.

But that's another thread...

[China Doll]

Now there has got to be laws about that kind of mental image Pip. I think I'm gonna go be sick now.

[anotheoldgit]

Bet no one will be able to watch another Tour de France,without this coming to mind.

[Skreecheeboy]

I reckon it must have been a kids bike.

[lynbrown]

The love that dare not speak its name - no apostrophe needed, as it's means it is - and that doesnt make sense, anymore than this story does.