eastenders?

[bill preston]

in last nights EE, phil told jase that he "owned him"?

does this really happen in real life??

and also, why did i get the black clown from a league of gentlemen in my head when he said it?

[Reverandfunk]

You my husband now...

Like anyone would be scared of a fat balding tub of lard

[jodie73]

I knew Phil would come back an sort em out!!! Belly's gonna get ya!!!!!!

[Reverandfunk]

Phil is about as scary as Bungle

[jodie73]

Lol!!!!! Everyone on the square is petrified of him! Why??

[Shirl]

I cheered when Phil turned up (how sad)

Why does Jase always whisper?

[jodie73]

So does Phil!! He doesn't know how to shout as he always seems to have a sore throat!

[SKA]

Phil is just a big potato!! I dont like him, what does that mean anyway 'I own you'?!?!

[Reverandfunk]

Put Phil in the queue in the kebab house at 3am and see how hard he is then lol. he would just sweat profusely and eat many many pies

[SKA]

Phil is not 'hard' now how come Grant went away again, he was nice he should stay forever!!

[Octavius]

In gangland, I thought that someone �owned� someone when they did something for them such as save their life or �fix� something like turn over a nark or snazz the rozzers (or summink).

I might have missed what Phil did for whisperin-Jase (how annoying is that husky hardman voice???) but we can be pretty certain that Soapland bears no resemblance to real life (and EastEnders is nothing like the East End) and that Papa Lazarou will no doubt have a nasty little return favour lined up for whisperin-Jase in the near future. Hopefully this involves bumping Roxy & Ronny off in hit-man fashion.

Hello Dave.

[Reverandfunk]

Are you local?

[China Doll]

Papa Lazarou genuinely scares the heck out of me.

[jodie73]

Bird is one ugly little man!! Those teeth are awful!

[bill preston]

so's his acting!!!

[nannon]

doesnt he mean that jase will now have to do Phils dirty work? Like me his bi*ch (without the s e x!!!!)
No i mean like if Phil needed a parcel delivered that was dodgy Jase will do it etc....means Jase will be the one to get in trouble if something goes wrong.....

[Octavius]

Yes I can just see Phil sending Roxy down to the Queen Vic cellar saying �bring out the gimp�.