it is safe for now, but it does whimper a lot, ha ha.
whimper, whimper
all bristles are still intact but we also have some hair strands too. we may clone these or perhaps place them inside a voodoo doll, we havent decided yet, still googling those options.
have you got the midget gems and jelly babies yet. we dont want any black ones, we arent being racist, they just dont taste as nice.
you have until noon tomorrow to confirm that you are in a position to pay the ransom otherwise we will start pulling the bristles, very slowly, painfully, one by one.
you have been warned, do not contact the police otherwise its sudden death.
we will be in contact tomorrow.
the baldies.