Calling Lucy Thomas

[4getmenot]

Did you see I'm a celebrity lastnight. I bet you were shouting at the screen at their spelling Bee. Tut Tut

[Skreecheeboy]

Sounds painful 4getmenot, what if you have a power surge?

[redcrx]

how would you get the pocket at the end?

[4getmenot]

I dont know. Basically its a machine that sprays this stuff onto it that then forms the condom. So in the throw of passion you have to say hang on one minute its just drying

[Pippa68]

It could be an interesting form of foreplay, I suppose.

And before you ask, guys ~ foreplay is essential!

[4getmenot]

I wonder if the woman could help mould it round it like a scene from Ghost :-) Ooooooohhhh my love...

[whiffey]

What are the guys supposed to be asking here ?

[Pippa68]

I was waiting for the old 'What is foreplay' question, whiff.

[Skreecheeboy]

It's only women that need foreplay Pippa but if moulding a condom onto a guy works for you then go ahead and give it a bash.

[.steg.]

"guffy" one of my most favourite words lol.
Skreech i've no heard that word since i was about 10 years old. I think it was used instead of ugly. Do you know where the word comes from?

[Skreecheeboy]

Not sure stig, it's used frequently by a colleague of mine so I hear it quite a lot. I thought it was a Scot's word though.

[.steg.]

it could be from around Dumfries area or Ayrshire i think.

[society]

I like Lucy Thomas; she's brilliant.

[society]

Her response here is classic, absolutely brilliant :-) http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion487341-2.html

[tiggerblue10]

Lucy Thomas is an incarnation of Dr Samuel Johnson.

[4getmenot]

thats excellent society :-)

[.steg.]

Skreech im from Perth area but stayed in Balerno just outside "Auld Reekie" about the time i heard the word guffy, but it was a freind from Dumfries who used the word a lot lol