here i sit broken hearted

[funkymoped]

paid a penny, but only farted ! why do i still laugh at this sort of humour ?? :-)

[Lucy Thomas]

Because you have a sense of humour unlike many on this site.

[whiffey]

Because it's funny, even when a penny becomes a p. Moreover, bowels get into a habit. Most people have a satisfactory motion 'first thing' and based on a regular intake of foods to which they have become accustomed. If you throw this out of kilter by throwing really hot chillies at it on, say, a Wednesday, then expect to be late for work on Thursday.

[legend758duo]

its easy to laugh at and doesnt upset anyone .
doesnt make fun of anyone just makes you giggle

[funkymoped]

thats the thing Lucy, this site is funny...
there are one or two in here that make me laugh on a regular basis.. "YO HO HO"
Whiffey, erm..... yeah, ok mate !
:-)

[helliebobs]

Toilet humour has no age limit funky :)

[whiffey]

I was just trying to explain tactfully that chillies go beyond gentle farts to more robust and frequent follow-throughs.

[tiggerblue10]

My toilet is very humourous. Always yanking chains.

[cazzz1975]

There's no two ways about it .. farts are funny!!!

[tiggerblue10]

.....unless they are silent and violent!

[Panic Button]

sbd

[musicmummy]

wind is a most unusual thing
Proceeding from the heart
until it takes a downward turn
it then is called a fart,

Fart is a chemical substance
coming from planet bum
it rolls down your leg like thunder
and lets off a hell of a hum.

Dads favourites (R.I.P) not by me lol

[whiffey]

Real life situation. You are at a party, a sherry-type party, and you feel the movements, so you edge politely towards the terrace, lift a cheek, and attempt to let a slider out, but disaster ! there are a few lumps there ! This has happened to everybody I will guarantee.

[legend758duo]

never having been to a sherry type party

youre wrong whiffy im afraid

[tiggerblue10]

Do you mean follow through whiff?

[whiffey]

Yes tigger, I suppose I did mean follow-through, but there are two types. If you are sitting at home then you can just let rip, and if things go wrong then you can always have a bath. At parties you need a gentler strategy, an easing out. It is when this goes wrong that you have to make excuses and go home early to check.

[tiggerblue10]

The smell will probably give it away anyway! If the dog is at the other end of the room you won't be able to blame it on him/her. Lol

[col craddock]

Teacher in classroom "OK children give me a sentence with Definitely in it
Susie "when I get home from school I am definitely going to have pizza for tea"not right says teacher you might not
Mikey "When I get home from school I am definitely going to have a shower" not right says teacher you might not
Johnny "Have farts got lumps miss" no Johnny "then I have DEFINITELY **** myself"