warning

[MONTCRIEFF49]

the haggis isa funny beast
to make it, strongmen toil
but in cooking.,it is delicate
never should it boil

it,ll sit at sub-boiling
for the best part of a day
until the time arrives at last
to carry it on a tray

so people,please take note and
do not fiddle with the knob
i set the dial earlier
i;ve heated many, i know my job

if you turn the dial or poke the beast
thinking your one of the testers
i;ll use my sword and send you off
to meet all your ancesters

ps................ or should that say answer/spankers
ouchxx lolxx