Oooooops, my mistake

[4GS]

Reading this:
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Say ings/Jokes/Question492690.html

Reminded me of the time when I was stationed in Germany in the late 80's, the first ever Mrs 4GS accidently sent her mother a video of us making love (sha66ing like rabbits more like), she thought it was the tape she made earlier that day of the kids. When they were tucked up in bed, we decided to make our our porno movie, just for us, (we've all done it havn't we)? and some how the video tapes got mixed up and her mum got the delightful sight of her daughter in all sorts of positions.
What's the most embarassing thing you can admit too?

[bigmamma]

It has taken me a while to answer this thread john as I cant get that image of you going at it like a rabbit out of my head !
xxx :-o

[redcrx]

at it like a rabbit?? does that mean you can wiggle your ears and your head spins???

[4GS]

red,
I can wiggle my ears

[mickyilly]

I've got two embarressing moments but neither beat yours 4GS !

1. Giving a ex boyf a 'handshake' in his room and his mother walked in on us - that was pretty embarressing and makes for interesting dinner conversation!

2. I once came flying down a water shute at a swimming pool and plunged into a pit of water at the bottom. Only to surface with one boob hanging out of my swimsuit. Needless to say the lifeguard was doing his job and keeping an eye on me!!! I was mortified!!!

[mickyilly]

Oh and i forgot this one - god they're coming out of the woodwork this afternoon!

me and my friend were once having a pee in a car park on the way home from drinking (I'm a classy lady really!) only to hear the engine come on and lights behind us - the owner of the car we were peeing in front of was sat in his car!!! he must have had a right eyeful !!!

[banjobabe]

Oh Micky,

How could you?

lol

BB xx

[mickyilly]

when you gotta go, you gotta go!!!

[4GS]

Crying with laughter @ mickyilly
reminds me of the time an entire class of German schoolkids came trotting past on horseback when I was having a tom-t1t in some woods when we were on manouvers

[mickyilly]

Laughing at 4GS!

You see they're all coming out of the woodwork now !! But why is it only me and you entertaining the world !!!

xx

[4GS]

I could go on and on and on, however, I was once told that there is nothing more boring than an old soldier telling war stories

[mickyilly]

How old are you exacly lol !!!

[4GS]

47
going on 12
you?

[mickyilly]

25 but feel 55 lol

[Ice.Maiden]

All these stories've had me cracking my sides. I could relate a fair few as well. A horrible one was when I was in Crete with a friend. I borrowed her swimsuit to go snorkelling, but it looked like a wetsuit. Soon as it got wet, the napolene material held water in it like a balloon, and swelled out. The entire thing came off my body, and it floated away with the tide. My friend laughed her head off and refused to go back to the beach to get me any clothing, so I had no choice but to race out, starkers.

[4GS]

Age is just a number, I absolutly refuse to get old, however, I'm not one of those geezers who are 'down with the kidz innit',

[mrs_overall]

What brilliant stories!
One of my embarrasing moments was on holiday. I'd been out on a boat trip to snorkel on a reef and I was wearing a tight fitting wetsuit. On the journey back I was dying for a wee so the boat stopped & I jumped in the water. It was hard enough trying to wee with 11 complete strangers looking at me but eventually it started to flow. Unfortunately the wee shot straight up the back of the wetsuit and came out over my head and into the boat.
I was mortified.

[bigmamma]

Omg , I am in stitches .....