OK, OK, here are my answers, lol
1. What's your immersion heater called ? N/A I don't have one, but if I did, it would probably be called Ian
2. What's your second favourite non-irritant lubricant ? Oil of course...
3. Do you like a space before a question mark ? Yes (except that my - American - version of Word tells me I've got it all wrong
4. How many geese make ten ? Ten, of course
5. What's your favourite furry animal ? Chimpanzee
6. What size are YOUR paperclips ? Extra large
7. Just how good was Stevie Ray Vaughan ? Fabulous - here's a wee clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDBIbJKjAZQ
8. Are you on kronos or kairos time tonight ? Definitely kairos - the time is just shooting by because I'm having such fun (Kronos time is when you are watching the clock and it takes forever for that bus to come along)
9. What's your favourite spider ? Tarantula
10. Is it any wonder, well really ? Dunno :(