You are not really going, are you? This is just an attempt on your part to cheer us up. I presume you have a return ticket so I suppose we can look forward to some exciting stories about when you bought some ketchup and you thought it was Daddies sauce or some salad cream by mistake for mayonnaise. Be careful while you are away the parental controls are not set up on the pc.
Pack a suit,
also if you are in New York state, visit the Veterans Memorial Post at Remsen NY (VFW 982) and make sure they still fly the Union Flag I presented them in 2003 (they said it would fly alongside 'Old Glory' as long as the alliance lasts).