Typing in an alien language

[Drisgirl]

I am stone cold sober but everything I have tried to type has come out foreign.
Does anyone else find this if they are just not in the right postion (steady -lol).O have dusted today so do you find if you have moved the keyboard and also the chair (hoovered as well) you are off kilter.
I have had to amend this loads -been as well re-typing it from the start -grrrrrr

[cruella]

Got the same problem here drisgirl. Everything is jumping around like a jack in the box.

[Drisgirl]

Its really frustrating spesh if there may be pedantics on the loose -lol

[cruella]

Think I would rather be out shopping in Tesco.Duh!

[enotrapfodne]

And I thought it was only me and knobby and kp as well.
I did not realise that but now it makes sense it happens all the time to me as well and realise now that the keyboard moves around a lot.
Did not know that I was so fine tuned into typing with my two digits.

[Louisa 69]

I keep having problems trying to post, sometimes it lets me other times it doesn't.
Not noticed anything funny in my typing, but only just came on.
AB seems to be going wonky lol.

[Drisgirl]

O thank eff its not just me -my eyes are rolling in my head at my OWN typos -LT and BL would have a field day -tee hee -we should really type all wrong one night to see if we understand the posts.- just like that EMail that does the rounds with all the words mixed up -lol

[enotrapfodne]

Wull lats arl mux ip owe tpying mstikes on hree tehn adn hpoes tsih wroks nda tehn we cna e mial teh ed and tlle her to furck of.
Hpoe tihs helps.

[cruella]

It does knobby. It does!

[Louisa 69]

If anyone picks us up on our spelling we can just blame it on the wonky AB :))

[Kidd72]

ejsy fp upi ,rsm?

[Drisgirl]

Gotcha Knobby- swear that more sense than what I have tying (loeft arrow key pressed 7 times in this post -lol)

[Drisgirl]

Should have been 9 times -lol

Got me Kidd but im just away to work it out !

[samsong7]

when I first came on to this site I thought it was the dyslexic society's home page !! (only joking)

[Drisgirl]

Bet you checked your post samsong before you pressed submit - go on admit it -lol x

[samsong7]

Hi dris.... yes, you got me..... i checked it twice. And yes, there was a typo in it to start with !! What is it with this site that causes people to make typing errors ??
If you look at any thread there is always some errors ..

[Drisgirl]

I have just had a couple of glasses of wine and had no typos -really.

Wonder if it is my postion on the keyboard -or just the DT's -lol

[Kidd72]

trust me its your keyboard positioning, if you move it one key space to the right then 'ejsy fp upi ,rsm?' becomes 'what do you mean' apart from the question mark.

(hic!) ;-)