eat all your xmas dinner? Always!
win the toy inside the cracker more often than not? Only if I'm quickest.
row with a relative? Noooo!
get a calender from someone? Nope.
watch the queens speech? Nope.
feel sorry for turkeys? Nope. I'm not that nice a person.
pretend you love all your presents Of course.
end up with a splitting headache? Nope.
feel fat Of course.
say "those sprouts are nice arnt they? Yeuch! No.
wear a paper hat Definitely.
complain about the standard of xmas tv On occasion.
wonder where noel edmonds xmas thingy has gone I think it's on Sky One now.
wake up early 6:30am at the latest!
complain about it never snowing anymore Every year! :o))