A friend of mine was in a customer returns queue at sainsburys (during summer) when she overheard this conversation. (C)Hi i want to bring theses disposable bbqs back, ok can i ask why? (C)yes there's no meat in them i beg your pardon? (C)there's no meat on the front it shows meat cooking. Oh sorry thats just to show you them in use. (C)So there's no meat with them? no sorry if you like i will refund your money can i have your reciept. (C)yes here you. Ok this shows you bought 4 disposable bbqs wheres the other 3?
(C) At home in the freezer...........
LOL priceless, hope it makes you laugh like it did me for several days.
Many years ago I was queuing at the enquiries counter at Euston station. The American bloke in front was asking what time was the next train to Ireland as he wanted to go for the day (this was about 11 am!). He was to be disappointed I'm afriad!
Oh - and my Auntie rang me up yesterday to ask if it was true that Peter Crouch (Liverpool footballer for those who don't know) would be banned for playing for three YEARS as he had got a red card the night before!
Some years ago I was sat with some work colleagues in our local and we were discussing water polo (don't quite know why but we were). One of them said "how do the horses run around in the water"? !!!!!!!!!!!