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whats the best way to get rid of unwanted jehovas witness's from your doorstep ? politely.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Try this one. Draw in chalk a white outline of a body and throw a bunch of Watch Towers around. One look and they are outta there. Or, for you smokers out there, just before you open your door, fill the hallway area with your favorite cigarette smoke, open the door with two (not one) cigarettes hanging from your mouth and a bottle of your favorite whiskey firmly grasped in the opposite hand not opening the door. In a very firm tone of voice look to the other room out of view of the victim and yell, guy�s we have a two (or how ever many people are at the door) more kidney donors. They will I am sure write your address off as a do not visit ever again. Since JW are territorial you should stay on the list until the next generation JW roll into the hood.