Doing daft stuff in the kitchen

[Jugglering]

I must be having a senior half hour here now..... I have just managed to totally splatter chick pea dal all over the inside of my ping machine by forgetting to put a cover on the dish, then I made a super strength gin & tonic by pouring half an inch of tonic water over a wedge of lime and some ice and then topping up the tall glass with neat gin..... hmmmm nice g'n't..... gulp

Any interesting kitchen stories ?

[B00]

Don't ask Topigogo what he does with his kettle, it's not for the faint hearted.

[Louisa 69]

I once went to shake the ketchup, but the lid wasn't on right and it splattered all over the walls, window and everything, what a mess it was lol

[~max~]

Poured the content of the ashtray in the sink, and a glass of flat coke in the bin....
The other day, I was making roast chicken for my mate, so I preheated the oven, prepared the chicken, had a glass of wine. An hour and a half later, mate asks "so when's the chicken gonna be ready?".....Well, I'd forgotten to actually PUT IT IN THE BLOODY OVEN! lol!
We had pasta that evening.....

[weeal]

lol, similar to you Louisa, I shook a jar of Chicken Tonight sauce and the lid wasnt on, it was all over me and the wall and in my eyes, stung like hell lol

[unrulyjulie]

Louisa, ive done that with milk and orange juice! messy! lol

I do have a story about cooking whilst drunk once but its a bit rude so im gonna leave it there, but i will just say, ouch, i got burnt! lol

i was on a bit of a roll last night, I was washing up and knocked off a glass, which broke and trying to pick it up, sliced my finger open! That hurt! I also spilt a load of oil on the floor, what a nightmare that stuff is if you spill it !

I just seem to have days where everything goes wrong!

Im just off into my kitchen now to pour me a vodka! I wont be splilling any of that! :-)

[lorri24601]

i bent down to pick up a crust that had fallen on the floor forgeting to take my finger off the power button on the electric knife i was holding first !!! then spent the following week having to repeatedly demonstrate to the people i worked with how exactly i managed to cut the back of my leg with an electric knife while they doubled up laughing lol

[Jugglering]

Hehe - the funny stories are coming out now....

I once put a bottle of white wine in the freezer to chill quickly but managed to promptly forget about it when friends came round with other bottles of wine. 3 hours later I discover totally frozen bottle - oops - with no cork in the top.

I once grilled some chillies but forgot to open the back door for fresh air - I coughed for about a week after that !

[unrulyjulie]

Ive often found yorkshire puddings in the oven on a monday afternoon !

[Jugglering]

LOL julie - and exactly what state were they in ? drunk, sober, fully dressed or simply as you left them - raw, cold and feeling very sorry for themselves ?

[unrulyjulie]

cooked but just forgotton about jugglering! Thing is, you sit through dinner with this feeling that you've forgotton something! and i'll have you know, i never get my yorkies drunk! how very dare you???? lol

[China Doll]

Yesterday my housemate found the kettle in my cupboard.

I once put the iron in the fridge.

[Jugglering]

lol china - sounds like my attempts to make coffee when confuddled with sleep..... I have been known to add orange juice to a mug which has a few teaspoons of instant coffee in the bottom..... and to add freshly boiled water to my (empty) glass.............doh

[China Doll]

Aye! That sounds familar in my household too.

I'm still not sure why I put the iron in the fridge though. No one has come up with a good reson for that one.

[Miss Random]

My daughter once asked me why my mobile phone was in the fridge....... I didn't have an answer.
Until the next day when I found/smelt a package of crab meat in my handbag.

Missy
x

[China Doll]

I just found my cooking oil in the cupboard with the tea bags, coffee, sugar etc...

[Jugglering]

Well, I can understand the oil wanting to live with the coffee - sounds perfectly rational to me.... unlike the iron or the mobile in the fridge.