lizard in me lounge

[REDHEAD24]

oi oi

euston we have a problem there is a lizard in my lounge
a lounge lizard
how do i get rid of it
is there certain language i should use??

please help as the weasel next door is threatning to call big bertha if the lizard does not vacate me lounge

[figure]

A good excuse to meet a policeman. Ring them up and request they come immediately because you're in an emergent situation.

[legend758duo]

but u gotta swallow.


swallowing is the new spitting apparently

[REDHEAD24]

pmsl @ knobby

well thats not exactly true

i did offer u a goodbag like when u was young and u went to a party
someones old goat gave u a party bag
except yours had details of ur local gum clinic, and a picture of our sexual encounter , i know i know i got nightmares too

xxxxxxx mwah lover xxx

[stewey]

Get that bucket with hole in it, and place some Lizard Licks in it. He will creep through the hole to get to the treats. When he's ensconced in the holy bucket, take it out to a lizardy looking place in which could take up residence.

[REDHEAD24]

oooo good idea stewy i knew i could count on u for a soultion lol

i will try that x

[figure]

Stewey, why are you telling Reds to put her teats in a bucket hole ? omg you are baddddd. ;-)

[REDHEAD24]

oh my
this is far too smutty for me