okay got this in a txt message from a pal!

[alinic]

thought i would share it with you all! i thought it was funny!

May the fleas of a thousand camels
infest the ass of the person who f***ks
up your year and may his arms
be to short to scratch it!!!

Can anybody do better??
whats your best cleanish txt??

[SKA]

lol I'm sure someone sent me that last year!

I got a message on new years day saying

Happy new year! Lets all resolve to be nicer people. At least for a day, this day as its nearly over!

[B00]

Mr Boo got one yesterday wishing him a Happy Easter from the Alzheimer's Society.

[redcrx]

i got that one too B00, that was the best one i got but was closely followed by
'to all those who sent me best wishes in 2007, they did f*** all so please can you send cash or alcohol this year instead"

[babybombo]

I got " I wish your liver a very unhappy festive season! "

=]

[jules1968]

i get none that could be out onto here and most of them come from my elderly mother!!!!!!!Shocking i know !

on new years eve i got this from her and liked it , (its ok, its clean)

B4 the sun sets on 2007, B4 the memories fade, B4 the networks get jammed and B4 i get drunk and loose my phone, im wishing you a happy and prosperous 2008!!!