Animal porn.

[Bewlay Bros]

I can understand why some people get their rocks off at what others may deem inappropriate, wrong or just disgusting.

Under the sexual offences act, there is actually very little which is illegal if consent is given.

Dead people, under 16's and animals are the only banned categories.

Now in my humble but brilliant mind, I would conclude that the average necro is simply mad. Norman Bates etc spring to mind. Those who fiddle with kids need to be killed. But animals???

I just can not understand what makes them tick. The models you ACCIDENTALLY come accross on the web are not always drug addled crack heads with gammy faces from Wales. Some are actually attractive.

Can anybody offer a sensible answer as to why people may jiggy jig with animals.

Yes the inbred farmer, I can understand, but the good looking model? My only conclusion is the joke factor.

Has any ABer ever fancied a poodle or found themselves fantasizing about a giraffe?

[funnygirl]

I once watched a girl with a horse, a man with a pig and girls with dogs in all positions in a porno video years ago.
It was sick making, nothing erotic about it at all!!

[Cugetit]

Are you from another planet. I read in the past how you mistakenly purchased salad cream believing it to be mayonnaise and that was sufficiently exciting enough to prompt you into asking if similar things had happened to anybody else. Then we were enlightened as to how you pass your time .... watching Mary Poppins. Now this business regarding sex with animals. You must be a couple short of a picnic. Get a life!!

[theonlyone]

What a sick ,sad , sad person , get in to therapy .

[China Doll]

Well not until you mentioned it and now I can't stop thinking about it.

[Bewlay Bros]

"A couple short of a picnic"...............A couple of what, preytell.

And for your information the mayo incident was infact the erroneouus preparation from a sandwich bar. But at least you remembered an innoculous thread from about a month ago.

Yep, you are right I am the one who should get a life.

[Cugetit]

Preferably you should have made that life in the good old US of A instead of returning here with your garbage.

[Bewlay Bros]

Ooooh I like the use of the word "garbage" as opposed to rubbish. It juxtaposes with the US of A.

You see you have a made a post-modern statement of considerable humor without even knowing it!!!


(PS I tried to emulate the joke by purposely ommitting the "u" from humour, like our American cousins, but clearly I do not have the same intellelect as yourself)

[gouda]

I once went out with a girl who was a bit of a dog!
(Please, no funny cracks about which part!!!)

[Drisgirl]

I disagree with Cugetit -sorry.

If someone doesnt like a perfectly ligit thread then dont partake.

Why shouldnt everything be discussed -not everything in the world is all pink and rosy.

I personally thought it was very well thought out thread.

As for having sex with animals -well apart from the fact they havent given consent -I dont get it.(mentally that is).

Plenty do tho -I was in Copenhagen -in a sex shop and tis guy asked for a booth.He was told that there was a video running and he whispered -i would prefer animals.

So therien lies the tale -it takes all sorts.

Doesnt rock my boat but some of the stuff I like wouldnt rock others.

[dustypuss]

I suppose It has it advantages like you dont have to spend all night having to bye drinks !!!. Mind you I must admit I've woken up next to some dogs in my time !.

[ronnieB]

Minters bored again

[Quoi]

It never worked for me cos they kept biting the suspenders off.

[China Doll]

Wow... and I thought you had issues with sexuality before you admitted to the animal porn Quoi!

[legend758duo]

Im wondering if wardy likes the donkey or the alsatian.Though i hear you can actually marry animals in certain states of america.Now why were you wanting to move there again?You were a bit vague about it.

[Quoi]

CD I wish I had never told you about the suspenders thing

[Quoi]

Doh - nor the animal thing

[dustypuss]

What the difference between a Dog and a Bitch. A dog you take for a walk a bitch you marry!.