2008...Year of the man......

[tufty7]

Fed up of doing everything for women , I have decided to make this the year of the man, I have told the wife and she has fallen into line after much grumbling , Men are therefore excluded for one lunar year from the following: *Anyform of cleaning , be it manual or mechanical *dishwasher filling and emptying *cooking *anyform of child related problems I am sure you will agree , women need to be taught how to stand on there own feet and this short sharp shock should make them all realise what we as men do for them ...stand firm because they will try to overthrow you ...

what do you all think ?? are there any other laws that need to be included??

[Goodsoulette]

Oh nooooo, that means Im stuffed for 2008 then. How will I cope?

I find regular beatings tend to make women stck your tooth brsh in unthinkable places and p1ss in your tea.

[cazzzz1975]

a nice tactic goods.....

certainly make them think twice about eating a meal :D

[Bewlay Bros]

Tufty, the problem also with women is they, like men, are simply animals.

In the wildness, which in the grand scheme of things, humans have only be out of for a very short while, it is all about survival of the fittest and strongest. I am not a hard man, but I can guarantee I am harder than even a 15 stones chav bird from, say Cardiff. They are simply weaker than men.

Women (re: ALL females) breed and women rear kids, that is what nature designed them for.

When modern society started given them power and automony, it was against nature.

The only reason some women may disagree with this view, is because again society has heathenly taught them a little more than basic child care and ironing.

It is wrong I tell ye, quite wrong!!!!

[tufty7]

mmm, you may be on to something there .......... no defo my idea..... come on you men start cracking that whip, Its time for us to have a rest and get your woman into shape ....they will thank you for it ........

[sense4all]

Minty, I employ people myself for those tasks ... how are you going to ensure that it doesnt all go teats up like like the Two Ronnies and your orders will be given to you by Ladied in patent lederhosen ... How the Worm turned ... lol.

[tufty7]

All I read from the girls are tactics to hit us back , You will make food from what we have supplied or do we have to show you how to cook and do domestic duties ...again??? anything else is just not good enough , get back in your place ........ same as bewlay says you are the weaker sex, and the balance has to be re asserted so you know your place in the circle of life ......... come on lads crack them whips ....

[Bewlay Bros]

The issue is, and I am being serious, is I can not think of one example that could possible happen (with the exception of maybe a woman PC stopping me in my car) where I would have to answer a woman, let alone take a bloody order from her.

Women except butch carpet munchers, can not order for toffee. Yes we have female officers in the army nowadays, and a few have made managerial posts in the private sector, but the fact remains women are best suited at home raising kids and building lasting relationships with Zanussi's and Hotpoints.

Do not get me wrong, if in such a situation myself, I would give the wench a suitable bursary for housekeeping and money for her shopping trips etc. She can even have her mother come over and help with chores if need be!!!!

[PastaManiac]

Men's arms are longer and closer to the ground than womens.......rather like monkeys. I wonder where that puts men on the evolutionary scale?

[sense4all]

Upset me( just for the purpose of illustrating your logic flaws) then let me play with fire under the guise of cooking your meal. I see cracks all right -but they're not whips cracking it's - your grand plan. Please suggest a law that means I have to chauffer you about too, the accident with the lorry wont affect the drivers side. Stick to the thick girls and leave the rest of us alone. lol.

[jojojoanne]

women in equality?! come on!!!!!!!!!!!!

come on feminists............................lol

[Goodsoulette]

What on earth is going to happen to the health service whilst all the women stay at home and look after lazy, fat, slobby men?

[legend003]

I suspect wardys chauvanism comes from his youth.He probably had a very strict authoritarian schoolteacher.Hes now manifesting this by be outwardly obnoxious towards the female sex.I do think if ordered by a woman hed regress back to that little schoolboy.And like jojo said earlier hed start crying first.Lol.

[tiggerblue10]

Would you like your cocoa and slippers now tufty? I have also run you a bath and am preparing the bed for you. I'll warm it up before you go to bed.

I will also be up at 4am to bake the bread ready for your breakfast and kill one of our chickens to cook for dinner at 6pm.

Will that be all sir and can I be excused?

[tufty7]

Now Tigger , You dissapointed me last night , you didn't return to my room as requested for some tiffin, Please don't let this happen again or I may be forced to discipline you , remember you are a woman and you show good promise for fun nights , Baking bread will be fine in the mornings , the smell of fresh bread will wake me at my leisure .... I am pleased that at least one of you are taking it seriously .....