Good morning ABers

[4GS]

Did you know that apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my dad, or maybe my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha Chu.

But I'm pretty sure it's Colin!

[gravytate]

my girlfriend is chinese

[4GS]

is she my younger brother Colin?

[gravytate]

dont think so. I will ask her tonight

[logic]

Hmmm,

[Pippa68]

Oooh that's one of my favourite jokes, john!

Which comedian was famous for telling that one...?

I didn't know your girlfriend was Chinese, gravytate.

[bigmamma]

Hee hee , john , good morning sweetie , mwaaaah :-) xxx

[Psychick]

Morning all :)

I know have an image in my head of a chinese man wearing a kilt!

[bigmamma]

Lol@ Psychick

[Pippa68]

I have just remembered.

It was Tommy Cooper.

[banjobabe]

Mornin 4Gs,

Thank you for giving me a giggle this morning.

Hope you are well.

I think you might be right, sounds like colin to me lol

BB xx

[The Builder]

...always a good one in the pub, when someone is trying to prove a point by statistics alone. Just look around and announce that, statistically, there are enough people here to form the Chinese football team - doesn't win the argument - just confuses them................ :o)))

[mrs_overall]

Good morning John.
Could you rustle up for me one egg fried rice and a portion of Kung Po chicken please?