i feel empty

[bobtheturkey]

people are deleting themselves from my friends list at an alarming rate and i feel ostracised, unwanted, unloved, unwashed, unclean, uncared for, i have not felt this bad since i was thrown out of the 1995 greater todger open bowls tournament for putting a rodent in mavis banks bowling bag, i feel a sleepless night coming on and i feel i may have to increase my intake of horlicks to a perhaps unacceptable level in order to compensate, am i that bad? how can i change? who still loves me? will i be forced to go back to catalogue modelling for the over 55 age range in a desperate bid to socialise with other people, has anyone has similar experiences?

[Katie~77]

Awwww Bob, that's dreadful. If it's any consolation to you at all, I think you are wonderful.x

[bobtheturkey]

thank you katie you are truly a lifebelt in troubled waters

[bensmum]

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, bob. Please don't feel ostracised - I'm sure we all still love you.

[whiffey]

Come back after 9pm. MasterChef is on.

[Katie~77]

Awwww^^^^^^^ See you are loved!x :-)

[whiffey]

Thanks Katie, I am blushing here fit to burst, wowee yipes !!

[bobtheturkey]

my night nearly got worse when the count almost went out of the darts but hankey pulled through thankfully, game on

[Katie~77]

Phewwwww!x

[bobtheturkey]

do you like ostrich's katie?

[Katie~77]

No, one tried to peck the tax disk off my car at West Midlands Safari Park!x :-(

[bobtheturkey]

do you jump out and shout "shooo"

[MONTCRIEFF49]

loved
loved
loved
loved
lovey dovey
lovey love love love love
loveh so loved

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Katie~77]

God no!!!!! I was too scared.x

[bobtheturkey]

did you toot the horn

[Katie~77]

No, I just let it him on with it. Doesn't Mavis like rodents?x

[bobtheturkey]

no she was bitten on the backside by a hamster in the 1800s

[legend758duo]

Bob whiffy must be grooming you.He actually posted on this whilst watching masterchef!!!

[bobtheturkey]

is he still insidiously dull?