Slogans on T shirts

[samsong7]

A few years ago I was lucky enough to go on a Caribbean cruise. It was good to visit different islands and see the change in culture from one island to the next. Imagine my horror when I spotted a couple of women getting back on the ship wearing 'Brits on the P!ss' T Shirts. Some people have no pride at all.
What's the worst slogan you have seen on a T Shirt?

[hau kola]

I went to a 40th birthday,loads of kids there and a kid of about 21 came in wearing a t-shirt that said f**k off on the back.

[samsong7]

And I bet he thought it was big and clever..

[gina32]

i seen one on a bay that said "all daddy wanted was a *******!"

[gina32]

baby, and the words are b l o w j o b

[theonlyone]

Fat blokes in T shirts with beer slogans , beer gut over the top of the long shorts , or jeans!!! As for the slogan , they are all rubbish , why be a free billboard , people are paying for the privilege !!

[Thunderbird+]

I saw some dork at a Jewish wedding eating pork scratchings and wearing a T shirt saying 'wrong category'

[samsong7]

What I find amusing about these often obcene T Shirts is the fact that the dork who is wearing it actually thinks its clever.

[chazza]

I've seen maternity tops saying "I'm a baby get me out of here!"

[nutgoneflake]

I have to admit to laughing at one that said 'cheer up, goth.'

The worst one though, is one I see quite often on a very ..ahem...large man around town where I live. It says, on the front and the back, in huge letters, "WIDE LOAD." I'm never sure whether to admire him for his sense of humour, or feel sorry for him.

[weeal]

my wee sis has a T-shirt that says Barbie is a sl*t"

[loggy01]

I have the French Connection t-shirts with obvious meanings such as "I don't give a FCUK" etc etc, it just shows the type of people they are that wear them!!

[loggy01]

My comment should read "hate" NOT "have", whoops!! I most definately do not "have" one of these t-shirts!!!!

[effervescenc]

There's this man who lives near me and drives a small local bus for old people and I saw him wearing a T shirt saying, "Mary is my bitch" with a picture of the virgin Mary! Imagine what the old ladies would think!!

[Dsmith]

The ones with fcuk and so on are so childish, it's like there trying to tell people, "look i know how to swear!".

also, once I saw someone wearing a "fcuk jesus!" t-shirt, i mean, if that's not a cry for help i don't know what it!