Donkey Punching

[manmilk]

Has anyone ever tried this? Whats it like? Ive been with my girlfriend for five years now and our sex life is starting to go a bit stale. Ive been looking for something to spice it up and a friend recommended donkey punching. Any advice?

[georgit79]

I want to know what the Dirty Sanchez is though! Let's face it, this post will be banned anyway as soon as the ed sees it....could you explain in French? Or Spanish? i want to know!

[natalie_1982]

I don't speak French or Spanish ..... hurry it might get banned!!

[Donkey]

Skinny chill out !! taken word for word from another site - Dirty Sanchez A time honoured event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her a*shole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin sh*t moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. THis post will now be banned ha ha ha

[natalie_1982]

I don't want to be punched or have a tache thanks. I'm glad my innocent mid has never been exposed to such filth...... What's the houdini?

[natalie_1982]

mid* mind

[Donkey]

The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.

[flanker]

I was going to say go to http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/dirty%20Sanchez but Donkey has explained very well - sorry of the typing is a bit wobbly, but I'm sitting here laughling my backside off by the thread in general, Donkey's answer in particular, and the fact that I have a very peurile sense of humour.

 

Have no idea what a houdini is though.

[natalie_1982]

Oh my God ...... that is funny, I'm educated now I can go and tell people I know what all this means!

[natalie_1982]

Although I'd be more f*cked off than shocked and amazed if I'm honest.

[flanker]

OK, know what a houdini is now, Ta, and have just absolutely p1ssed myself - its a bit like that old rodeo sex joke (ish, sort of).

[jakesi]

Anyone for a greek sandwich?

[Donkey]

natalie even paul daniels did some poor tricks, not everyone was his best

[cardboard]

If we're talking about classics, what about the Zombie?

[Donkey]

The Zombie Mask While getting head from your favourite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel *****, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

[spamflag]

Oh my god! I got so exciting reading this thread that bobbed off home to have a quick sesh with the lass. Wallop! What can I say the donkey punching was incredible, the best yet. I've left our lass with bag of frozen peas clutched to the back of her head and a smile on her face. Give it a whirl!