Who wants a cookie?

[4GS]

First year class comes in from playtime.
Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at playtime?"

Alice says, "I played in the sand box."
Teacher says "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you
can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
Alice does and gets a cookie.

Teacher asks Billy what he did at playtime.
Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box."
Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box" correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Billy does, and gets a cookie, too.

Teacher then asks Mustafa Abdul Mahmud what he did at playtime. He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."

Teacher says, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like
blatant racial discrimination! Go to the blackboard and if you can write 'blatant racial discrimination' correctly I'll give you a cookie."

[whiffey]

Why didn't Teacher ask him to write 'rocks' ?

Are you sure you have copy-pasted it properly ? Please double-check, it could confuse the more simple people on here.

[logic]

whiffey behave yourself.

[4GS]

Whiffey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're a ladies front bottom<that's 4 freaking times I've read that sodding thing and thought 'I'm sure that reads ok'

Now I'm gonna hunt you down and eat one of your babies

[logic]

4gs whats a ladies front bottom? :-)

[4GS]

That's the polite way of calling whiffey a See U Next Tuesday

[whiffey]

SUNT ?

No such word, surely !! Again please check.

I heard a similar joke but I can't post it here, or maybe your wit is going over my head, and by the way how do you do those Bold letters ? I've tried but can't work it out.

[figure]

They get rifles as rewards, not cookies.

[.steg.]

lol man,
sorry but the replies are a lot funnier than the actual joke
" fron bottom" lol love that

[4GS]

For bold do this < B > but without the spaces in between

Italics < I >

Underline < U >

To revert to normal font < / B > and so on, again without the spaces

Hope this helps