Went into the jeweller's today

[Ice.Maiden]

and said to the sales assistant: "My ring needs cleaning. Got something stuck to it."
A guy behind me burst out laughing. Well!!!

[Drisgirl]

Way to go Ice -I would have done the same -would have been worrse if I had been on a day out with my mad pals -lol

We once went into a piercist and tattoist in Edinburgh -I wanted something done -and thepiercist wasnt on -the guy let slip he had a few on his willy and being a bit forward I said -hald heartedley -cmon then lets see them -well -he just whipped it out and the 4 of us all tripped over each other to get the closest look -it was the funniest thing (not it -us) and not vile -thats my mates i met a few years ago on another site -we are all but one the closest of pals to this day.Just shows ya.

Im just a bit happy nostalgic today and what t I have posted actually was on a complete tangent -but hey - ho -you would have had a brill laugh with us as well -it was during the festival x

[Ice.Maiden]

BH Drisgirl - that made me laugh. The thing is - I didn't realise what I'd said until it was too late. Anyway, I bet you and your friends still have a great time when you get together - sounds it!
Btw - my husband has a Prince Albert. Couldn't believe it when I first saw it glinting in the gloom - but he took it out because it made me shudder!! Lol x.

[Drisgirl]

ooo I have been hassling H for ages to get one -I had forgotten but now I think i'll have another go -lol

Yeah -we have an absolute blast together and even just being in touch -its the best thing which has happened to me -and them as well (think) -we are all so close.

Its not like we're billy no mates -not at all -but we just adore each other -yeah -whats for you wont go by you -funny old life this.

[Ice.Maiden]

Tell your H to watch how he has it done - if he does. Those that are pierced all the way through can have "consequences" when a guy goes to the loo!!!!! Laugh like a drain! x

[Drisgirl]

I'm one of those selfish biatches -its all me me me -if its not gonna be me me me then he can take it out -lol x

[Ice.Maiden]

Well you see, mine took his out because it reminded me of those rings that go through bull's noses!!! Oh god - horrible!! The thing is, he said it never hurt him when he had it done - but that might've been because of all the JD he'd necked beforehand??

[Drisgirl]

O good idea -dont think there would be much prompting there -lol

[tufty7]

in my job almost everyday women (and men) ask me to look at there crack!!!! to see if I can fill it ?? I will leave the rest to you imagination!!!