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whots the most embarrasssing moment have you had
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3 years a go i went to a kiddies park with my kids and befor i got out i had eaten a muffing choclate cake and i didnt no it had gone down between my legs and around my backside and when i got out i had a bad back and was walking funny because of this and every one was looking at me as if i had crapt myself it was so embarrassing lol
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You didn't know it had gone down between your legs?? Seriously? :S
My most embarrassing moment: sitting at a first day job induction with a load of middle-aged scientists...We were asked about the the "CE" symbols on products (Approved by the EU, basically) and where could we find them.
Before I could think, I blurted "CONDOMS!" in front of the whole room. Ensued a dead silence. Then someone went..."err....soft toys?"
I didn't stay in that job for too long....
My most embarrassing moment: sitting at a first day job induction with a load of middle-aged scientists...We were asked about the the "CE" symbols on products (Approved by the EU, basically) and where could we find them.
Before I could think, I blurted "CONDOMS!" in front of the whole room. Ensued a dead silence. Then someone went..."err....soft toys?"
I didn't stay in that job for too long....
walking into a glass door in a chemists.... rebounded off it very quickly....
Going to a party on a first date with some bloke (many years ago) and getting stuck in the toilet....lock had broken, and his mates were shouting, "oy Martin your birds stuck in the loo"
Working in a shop, dealing with a snotty customer, where I said rather loudly to my work colleagues, god she was a miserable cow...........when this other woman suddenly goes to the door, opens it, and shouts outside, "oy mum, she is talking about you!"
Was then confronted with snotty mother and daughter!
Geez, I remember it vividly
Going to a party on a first date with some bloke (many years ago) and getting stuck in the toilet....lock had broken, and his mates were shouting, "oy Martin your birds stuck in the loo"
Working in a shop, dealing with a snotty customer, where I said rather loudly to my work colleagues, god she was a miserable cow...........when this other woman suddenly goes to the door, opens it, and shouts outside, "oy mum, she is talking about you!"
Was then confronted with snotty mother and daughter!
Geez, I remember it vividly
I've done the walking in to a glass door thing too. Hadn't even had a sip from my first glass of wine.
Well I did just ask max an intimate question cause I'm a nosy begger. But I just think that was cheeky and she was ever such a good sport about it.
I remember asking about psychology on here in education and Buenchico ever so sweetly telling me that I might want to learn how to spell it correctly before I send out application forms! That did make me laugh.. and blush. (It's one of those words that I never spell right and I have most likely spelt it wrong again).
I once went up to a customer in a shop I was working in while at uni and said 'can I help you sir' to which they replied 'I think you'll find that it's madam.' I still say she needed a shave.
I once told a girl on the train her foundation was smudged. It was a birth mark.
I once stood up for a pregnant lady on a tube. She was not pregnant.
I have learnt to stop attempting to be helpful and to stick with being anti-social. I get in to less arguments that way.
Well I did just ask max an intimate question cause I'm a nosy begger. But I just think that was cheeky and she was ever such a good sport about it.
I remember asking about psychology on here in education and Buenchico ever so sweetly telling me that I might want to learn how to spell it correctly before I send out application forms! That did make me laugh.. and blush. (It's one of those words that I never spell right and I have most likely spelt it wrong again).
I once went up to a customer in a shop I was working in while at uni and said 'can I help you sir' to which they replied 'I think you'll find that it's madam.' I still say she needed a shave.
I once told a girl on the train her foundation was smudged. It was a birth mark.
I once stood up for a pregnant lady on a tube. She was not pregnant.
I have learnt to stop attempting to be helpful and to stick with being anti-social. I get in to less arguments that way.
I laid out all my clothes on the bed to get ready in the morning, got sidetracked and ended up getting dressed a hurry to get to appointment with financial advisor at my bank. Couldnt find the knickers which I knew I had put out, so just got aother pair out. Got to the bank and having taken my coat off, they were there in full view attached to my jumper.
The conversation after my son finding a.... ermmmm.... special ladytoy in the draw under my bed was quite embarrassing. He told me it was a sexy thing!
Referring to my regional manager as DILF without realising he was right behind me,
Tripping over a girl who was kneeling down in the middle of a crowded pub.
Meeting a date at the train station and a) not recognising him and b) not realising my top had fallen down
The list goes on and on and on.
The conversation after my son finding a.... ermmmm.... special ladytoy in the draw under my bed was quite embarrassing. He told me it was a sexy thing!
Referring to my regional manager as DILF without realising he was right behind me,
Tripping over a girl who was kneeling down in the middle of a crowded pub.
Meeting a date at the train station and a) not recognising him and b) not realising my top had fallen down
The list goes on and on and on.
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