joke

[geff_p]

bloke walks past a sandwich shop. Sign on door says - Ham Sandwich - 0.75p
***** - �1.50
Bloke walks into shop and says to young girl behind counter :
' Are you the one that does the *****?'
' Yes', comes the reply.
' Wash your hands then, ill have a sandwich.'

[geff_p]

oops - w*nks