Car radio

[Iamblue]

I just got a new voice-activated car radio. I shout "Country" and it plays Dolly Parton. I shout "Rock" and it plays Guns n Roses.
I was driving through town this morning, when a couple of youngsters ran in front of my car. I yelled "F*****g kids" and it played Gary Glitter.

[Myriad2112]

Q. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring?

A. Gary Glitter.

[Postdog]

His girlfriend told him she was leaving.
"why" he asked.
"Because you're a paedophile that's why!"
"My, that's a big word for a ten year old"

[Ian1]

Two blokes talking at a disco. One says to the other "Gary Glitter was here last week".

The other says "How do you know that?".

The first one says (pointing to the revolving ball on the ceiling)

"He's left one of his b0ll0cks behind!"

[The Maestro]

i heard this joke but different. radio plays Michael Jackson.