I don't want to go to work!!

[:Ace:]

Oh, I just can't be bothered for work tonight!

Thursdays are busy and I can't be bothered...

I hope nobody's expecting good customer service tonight because they'll be seeing my miserable chops on the other side of the counter.

Arrr!!

[smelly minge]

phone in saying your kitchen has caught fire.

[Ice.Maiden]

They won't be seeing your miserable chops if you don't go in, hun - x

[mistys]

I have a cold, I'm going to send it to you so you will be ill and have an actual excuse not to go in.

*cough's and snot's in tissue and passes to Ace*

[MiniN]

throw a sickie, go on you know you want to!

[Ice.Maiden]

If it means losing money - go in and be brave. If you'd get paid for it......there are a lot of "bugs" around at this time of the year. What am I suggesting!!!!