accident

[bobtheturkey]

hmm cranberry juice coloured carpet tonight, tut at my clumsiness

[skyep]

Focus bob! Stop talking to Wilson xxx

[weeal]

the whole carpet? exactly how big was that glass bob

[Kimi-R]

get hold of Dot and rub her head in the carpet I believe Vodka is great for getting out stains (of any kind) hahahaha



HTH

[4GS]

Quick, there's no time to lose
grab a bottle of white wine, pour over cranberry juice stain, place unused, absorbant dish-cloth over spillage until totally absorbed, wring out into huge wine glass


Enjoy

Hope this helps

(stars please)

[skyep]

Got any soda water bob? Get to the shop quick!!

[~max~]

Tut! Now you'll have to lure someone to your house and kill them, so you can match the rest of the carpet. Everyone knows cranberry juice is impossible to remove.

[weeal]

ahem, is there a shortage of stars on your planet?

[bobtheturkey]

no its not max tut woman its ok i will just put a plant over it

[skyep]

lol @ bob! You're a star xxx

[Kimi-R]

yayyy nobbysadf@ck is here to save the day hooorah hahahahahaha

[feeenix]

Two dim wits on the same thread... we are privileged...

[feeenix]

Knobs...

I think you mean 'Ahhh' rather than just 'Ah'...

'Ah' should be reserved purely for your bottom burps...

or for when your mother squeezes your little widgy too hard when you ask her to play with it after work...