ChatterBank3 mins ago
help, my appliances are trying to communicate with me
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it started with my kettle, when i boil it it makes little noises like dots and dashes. When i turned my torch erlier it seemed to be flashing at me a la morse code, and when i hoover it makes this whinning on and off noise that could be construed as morse code. Now, i dont know morse code, but do you think i ought to learn it?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.My steam iron has been trying to get me to go out with it for ages now... Eric the vacuum cleaner is a bit of a geek but since I quite like geeky men, I might just agree to a date... I have replaced all my hi-fi separates so I'm fairly sure I managed to sweep away some cobwebs but the tv is still causing a few relationship problems... tv loves me but I'm not in love with tv.... Don't even mention the three telephone handsets please.... I am seriously thinking of getting Rifle to beat them up (Rifle is my not yet adopted ginger kitten.... I haven't even met Rifle yet but he does have a rather lovely name, don't you think ?)
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