Farts again

[bupf]

Would it be possible to create a small nimbus cloud if you had a group of people in a field all farting simultaneously ? how many people would be required and would it get into the Guinness book of world records.

[andy hughes]

It wouldn't make the GBOR because they don't operate on the student humour aspect of records, otherwise they'd be inundated with ingenious ways of measuing bodily fluids and so on and so forth. As to wether your idea is possible, i think the phrase 'You should get out more!' is entirely appropriate here.

[Philtaz]

And while your out, pop into any shop and ask if it's possible to buy a life, cos you need to get one!

[Headtime]

bupf, it definitely and entirely possible to create a small nimbus cloud of your scatological matter. In fact, I have created such a thing. It is, at this moment, hovering above your house waiting to bring you it's sweet rain.

[football]

The number needed is much less than half of your school. So not that many.

[BenDToy]

Roll on the end of the school holidays!

[roostersfan]

Lighten up people! Obviously bupf's question was important enough to get a reaction out of u guys. Maybe while "he's out" he should buy all of you a sense of humour!

[crumpeter]

if all the people had been eating brown bread,there is a possibility that they could create a nimble cloud. if these clouds burst they rain down grain.

[humming bird]

The answer is no..the question brooks on absurdity. Have you thought about sleeping at night and actually staying awake at school? This question could be asked of your science master in Ist year secondary..actually probably 5th class primary. Or try the vatican..they are good at science. Cheers

[CromicWizard]

Can I just Pass on the answer?