Chat Up Lines (MK II)

[flanker]

Following on from the earlier Q, what about the oddest, weirdest chat up line you've heard that worked?

 

I have a friend that has a remarkable resemblance to Plug from The Beano, but he had the gift of the gab: one night a few years ago on a Friday night pub session, he said to a girl (this is true, honest) "do you want to take a naked trip to the love zone" He went home with her and got his jollies.

 

If I said that to a girl, she'd've thought I was a complete twonk.

[sft42]

Not by me a I hasten to add but one silver tongued lothario I once knew actually managed to score with a relatively sober female using this stunner:

"Look, I am pretty cr@p at all this chatting up stuff, so do you just fancy coming back to mine for a shag?"

[georgit79]

Brilliant! What usually works for me is someone saying, "No, honest, I haven't got a girlfriend" and me believing him. Sheer stupidity!

[Hyphen]

On my blotto night's out I usually use this one and it works a treat!!! 'Excuse me, it's my birthday and I'm collecting birthday kisses, would you like to make a donation?' Fool proof!!!

[lats]

Walk over to a girl, take the ice out of her drink and stamp on it, then say "Now the ice is broken, fancy a shag?"

So cheesey but one of my mates had it done to her, he got a slap!

[Jamie Lewis]

Nice legs - what time do they open? Fail safe.

[Weaza_cfc]

I once got: You remind of my footy team: great upfront!

I wouldn't have minded so much if he had not of been wearing a Fulham shirt...

[tigga]

Out with my mates admiring some nice looking ladies at the bar, my younger sister's mate came over and boasted "forget them, come with me and i'll show you what a real women can do" we all had a good laugh about it and erm im not telling the rest !. 

[Hayhoe]

do you want to shag my mate or no?

[galltin]

Blimey, Robert Browning must be spinning,spinning!

[twiglet4frog]

your eyes remind me of spanners....everytime i gaze into them my nuts tighten!

 

best chat up line is to approach a girl and tell her:

"I am scared of you!!"

"Why?"

"Cos you have drop dead gorgeous looks and i am too young to die, but if i must may i have the name and a last drink with my killer?"