Another Weather Question

[ezapf]

Previous threat got me thinking. Lately I have heard the terms 'changeable skies' and  'changeable weather'. I have had no success changing the skies or the weather. How do you do it?

[dinsdale]

to change the sky wait till night time and it will all happen for you.

If the sun is shining, lower your car roof and I'll assure you within 10 minutes it will be pi**ing down.

[jenstar]

Take one butterfly. Place it in the Amazon Delta. Gently persuade it to flap its wings. Hey Presto! Five days later, a downpour in Milford Haven.

[Dusky]

To be sure of success, ensure that whatever skies or weather you happen to be wearing are tight enough to emphasise your best features through the day but loose enough so that when you cry "Oi, mother! Where's me clean skies?" you can slip out of your soiled skies (and/or weather) with ease and into the freshly laundered ones without having to touch-up your ankle shade or elbow foundation.  Thus you can continue effortlessly to wow your potential suitors through the evening without having to resort to camera trickery or illicit substances.

 

Once you are adept at this transition, why not try a subtle swift skies-to-weather change just before the band strikes up for the second act.  I always find this not only entertaining but a singular challenge.  If you can carry this off and still return to your champange before the chill is off it then, my dear, the world is your pie shop and I should doff my exquisitely-fashioned cirro-cumulus to you.  See you at Glynde, lovie!