What should I do?

[stewey]

A hedgehog, with a key, just ambled in the front door and proceeded to make itself at home, more or less. It made itself comfortable in my favourite chair, pulled out a Cuban cigar and asked, politely, one of my cats to fettch it a light. However, my tortoise is allergic to smoke: what should I do with the gold-fish?...........please help.

[mistys]

You should make the hedgehog feel welcome as a guest in your home, give him a hug!! :o)

Put the tortoise in a box with no holes to stop the smoke getting in.

And let the fish go for a swim in the loo.

And relax, see that was easy!! God such a drama queen!! :o)

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh lol!!!!!!!!! This is the good thing about CB!!! x

[stewey]

Hello, mistys. The gold-fish, after a lengthy conversation, refused to swim in the loo (I told them it was a warm river). Anyway, to complicate the situation, now I have two badgers, one fox, a gerbil, and a smiling alligator pounding on the door. Should I move, or just not imagine things so much?

[mistys]

Sounds to me like you need some company so I'd invite them all in for a nice cuppa and a game of twister!!

[Ice.Maiden]

Your imagination's fine stewey - but maybe you shouldn't have too many of those natural-growing mushrooms for breakfast?

[stewey]

Ice, I'm starting to think it's the brownies I have for dessert: those green leafy ones in the middle.....I have to go now: my pot-bellied pig just fell down stairs......G'night.

[Ice.Maiden]

Night stewey - don't let the groundhogs bite - x

[mistys]

I hope it didn't hurt itself stewwy, give him a kiss from me, mwahhh!!

Night xxxx

[stewey]

Ice and mystys: nice talking to you. See ya.