jason bourne

[bobtheturkey]

where is he today?

[bigmamma]

Morning bob hun , erm...who's he ? xxxxx

[raysparx1]

Hello bob, as mamma says who?

[legend004]

MOI ????


answerbanks answer to jason bourne

Right jason bourne wakes up one day on a boat surrounded by foreigners.
lands in a strange country .doesnt know who he is or where hes from.
well i am that man
i landed in tenerife nearly 2 years ago.
since then its come to my attention ( aided by the lovely Ms hawkes ) that i am infact a woman called chrissy from northamptonshire whos given birth to a son 20 years ago
ouch me bum..also a 19 yearold girl from the south coast , with a large collection of handbags and high heeled shoes.
Add to this the definite evidence im a woman of american birth living in the plymouth area too ( that was according to whiffy ,with definite evidence )
Of late ive also learned im cleversod and mr bean too !!!!( again according to whiffy .once again with definite evidence .)
Now im wondering have i suffered severe memory loss or are these people a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic?
Btw i heard , thougfh i have no definite proof , that whiffy was on the police team investigating the birmingham six , and the guildford four.So he knows what hes talking about.

So does anyone out there know who i really am?




BOBBY BOBBY YOURE A BAD BOY LOL



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[helliebobs]

At home wishing he wasn't being impersonated by Matt Damon I presume bob - are you trying to wind me up?? :(

[legend004]

Im here , but in brighton and northampton too.

Ooops gotta go.

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