chocolate
1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.
2 People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.
3. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
4. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.
5. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.
6. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.
7. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!
8. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
9. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
10. Good chocolate is easy to find.