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Funniest thing you've ever overheard or seen?
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I was waiting for the train today and I saw a woman hold her thumb out for it, as if flagging a taxi. It made me giggle cos it was so random, and sure kept me going through the day!
Also I was in MaccyD's aaages ago and overheard this:
Guy 1: Nah i'd never cheat on her, I believe in monogamy
Guy 2: Monogamy? Ain't that what they have in Scotland at New Years?
Girl: Nah you idiot, it's a type of wood.
Made my laugh too!
So, what's the funniest thing you've ever seen or heard? I need to be cheered up
Also I was in MaccyD's aaages ago and overheard this:
Guy 1: Nah i'd never cheat on her, I believe in monogamy
Guy 2: Monogamy? Ain't that what they have in Scotland at New Years?
Girl: Nah you idiot, it's a type of wood.
Made my laugh too!
So, what's the funniest thing you've ever seen or heard? I need to be cheered up
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Older-ish people are the best, they're so lovely! One I used to work with 'Dear, I have a pain in my tuppence' Ohhh I so didn't know how to react!
And one of my friends,
American woman: "What's an ironmonger?
Mate: "Someone who mongs iron"
American woman: "Really? You english people sure are smart!"
> <
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Older-ish people are the best, they're so lovely! One I used to work with 'Dear, I have a pain in my tuppence' Ohhh I so didn't know how to react!
And one of my friends,
American woman: "What's an ironmonger?
Mate: "Someone who mongs iron"
American woman: "Really? You english people sure are smart!"
> <
o
my next door neighbours used to fight often.
Once we heard this through the walls.
her: get out of my house
him: im eating my breakfast
her: get out now
him: its my f***ing house
her: its MY F***ing house, get out
him: im eating my breakfast
her: youve got 10 seconds
him: I cant eat that quick
her: 10, 8, 9 (she really was that thick)
him: im eating!!!!!!
her; 7,6,5
him: im having my food, Im not going out its raining
her; get out of MY HOUSE
him; shut up im eating
her; 4,3,2
him: dont be stupid, im not going anywhere
her: 1
him: ah F***, you stabbed me in the eye
her; you shouldve got out
by this point of was weeing myself laughing and didnt hear what happened.
Once we heard this through the walls.
her: get out of my house
him: im eating my breakfast
her: get out now
him: its my f***ing house
her: its MY F***ing house, get out
him: im eating my breakfast
her: youve got 10 seconds
him: I cant eat that quick
her: 10, 8, 9 (she really was that thick)
him: im eating!!!!!!
her; 7,6,5
him: im having my food, Im not going out its raining
her; get out of MY HOUSE
him; shut up im eating
her; 4,3,2
him: dont be stupid, im not going anywhere
her: 1
him: ah F***, you stabbed me in the eye
her; you shouldve got out
by this point of was weeing myself laughing and didnt hear what happened.
A firend was waiting for a bus - blizzard blowing, three feet of snow, not a person, or vehicle in sight. After ten minutes, a little old lady arrives and stands next to him - the full works - zip-up boots, ankle-length coat, shopping bag, gloves, headscarf. four feet tall, you get the picture.
After over half an hour of waiting, the first vehcile seen all that time - a bus (!) lumbers slowly into the bus station, rolls up to their stop, and past it without stopping, and out agaim and down the road.
As my friend tries to assimilate this turn of events, the little old lady turns to him, and in a voice loud enough to be heard 200 yards away, opines -
"Well, the f**kin' b*st**d!!!!
What a classic!
After over half an hour of waiting, the first vehcile seen all that time - a bus (!) lumbers slowly into the bus station, rolls up to their stop, and past it without stopping, and out agaim and down the road.
As my friend tries to assimilate this turn of events, the little old lady turns to him, and in a voice loud enough to be heard 200 yards away, opines -
"Well, the f**kin' b*st**d!!!!
What a classic!
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