Well tonight.

[captains log]

I am of to search for my soul.

Have you any pointers for me please.

[The Builder]

...........is Dagenham in the A to Z.............?

[unrulyjulie]

which soul captain?

if its the one im thinking of, just get a mirror, bend over and well.......there ya go ;-) think it begins with an R!

[bigmamma]

Lol jules :-D

[captains log]

Not nice jules you naughty naughty woman.
Shut up bob I am of to seek the unknown

[The Builder]

.............you mean you'll be going straight past the pub then..........:o)

[captains log]

No way pedro

[bigmamma]

While you're out searching captains log , can you swing by my neighbours garden and dowse that bonfire , it's stinking my house out , please ?

[randyraven]

Sold mine on e-bay

[unrulyjulie]

Oh sorry knobby, i must have misunderstood there! :D

I sold mine to the devil back in 1987. Sad thing is, he brought it back to me in 1989, said it was no longer of any use to him . Still not worked out what he meant! :-/

[dustypuss]

look on the bottom of your shoe

[Aprilis]

It's under the wheelie bin in your front garden Knobby. That's why your dog keeps sniffing around there.