Questions

[bigmamma]

Hello , here are a few questions , curtesy of Peter Kay:-)

Why does your gyneachologist leave the room when you get undressed ?
Why can't women put mascara on with their mouth closed ?
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bum?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say " My name is ---and I'm an alcoholic "
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use-by date ?
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[Beads]

I like PK bigmamma :) How are you this evening lovely?xx

[bigmamma]

Well thank you Beads , great to see you . AB is impossible tonight , it's taken me around an hour to post an answer on here , so please accept my apology for the delay . Hope you are well :-) xxxxx

Is everyone having difficulty posting tonight btw ?

[mistys]

Very funny mamma, not usually a Peter Kay fan but these made me smile.
xxxxx

[unrulyjulie]

I adore Perter Kay mamma, just reading his book at the moment , i do it with his voice in my head though. is that wrong or normal? lol

[bigmamma]

Hi mystys , and jules , perfectly normal btw jules :-) xxxxx