1) Charlies Angels 2) Dukes of Hazzard 3) Starskey and Hutch 4) Superman 5) Incredible Hulk 6) Ladykillers 7) Oceans 11-200098. 8) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
All pretty bad.
However
1) Batman 2) Spiderman 3) All the Japanese horrors like The Grudge, The Ring etc are good remakes. Not that I am adverse to Jap flicks, but I prefer my movies in English.
Have you seen The 39 Steps with Robert Powell? The one where he hangs off Big Ben at the end? It is very good in my humble opinion. The one with Kenneth Moore wasn't that good however.
I'm going to be a little controversial and suggest that Magnificent Seven is better than the original. Don't get me wrong, I like Seven Samurai, I just like the remake better. But that's probably because I have a Western fetish.
The trouble with remakes is that nearly all of them are essentially pointless cash-ins. The remake of Psycho is a good example. As is the recent Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Wardy, I'd personally disagree very strongly on the Japanese Ring. I'd say the remake verged on ripoff and had none of the suspense or atmosphere Ringu had. There again I watched the Japanese one first.
"Day the Earth Stood Still", 1951, excellent.
Remake, to be released later this year. Notwithstanding the presence of Keanu Reeves, I'm not expecting to be impressed.