Quick Answer needed please.

[Abdulmajid]

Does anybody know of any decent discos in London (preferably North) where a single man can walk in without being stabbed??

I haven't been to a discoteque in London since about 1990 by the way.

Christ I am desperately bored.

[Abdulmajid]

35.

[Abdulmajid]

A rave???? I have never done drugs in my life.

Soemwhere where my ear drums will not be bleeding in the morning.

[puss_boots]

Sorry Abdul, I live in Lancashire so can't help you at all.

[col craddock]

Abdul if your still calling german footballers nazis maybe your tolerance levels to modern lifestyles should not be tested

[Abdulmajid]

Blimney the only responses I get are from The War of the Roses.

Great!!!!!

[meglet]

Chapel Bar, Islington.

[Abdulmajid]

Islington???????? I said I don't want to be stabbed!!!!

Saying that Shoreditch is up market nowadays, so perhaps Islington has improved as well.

[col craddock]

Im from the House of York side lol

[meglet]

Well to ensure your safety I suggest you change out of the grey slacks and v-neck jumper first.

[Abdulmajid]

Indeed. Call me old fashioned but I would wear a suit if I went out.

What sort of music do they play at this dance hall in Islington?

[meglet]

Might be a bit dancey for your taste actually.

[Abdulmajid]

Another hilarious post from you there Legend.

I hope you make a note of the view count of your youtube links and realise that nobody actually views them.

You are a heartbroken piece of scotch filth my dear friend.

However, I do find it funny that sitting here in one of my two parents studies, the things around me in this small room cost more than your your entire life.

I am of course referring to a rather nice photograph of my FAMILY, mother, father and little old me. A photo of such you can only imagine in your lonely little life.

Ooooooops how silly of me. I forgot. You lead a rockstars life on some exotic island don't you???

As I said, you are an absent father piece of lard.

Lose some weight, stop drinking, and be a man. Then one day you may be happy. Until then, just tootle off and think why a the woman left you. Of which I find very,very amusing.

Especially knowing that somebody else is fathering your offspring.