y r only guide dog's aloud in public places

[kawa4]

i took my dog in a pub the landlord said sorry m8 no dog's aloud' i said it's a guide

[{Dakota}]

Me neither, red,

Did you try to take your non guide dog to the pub and told the landlord your dog IS a guide so you could take him in??

[pastafreak]

Dogs in pubs or restaurants would present a Health and Safety issue.....animals and food,and crowded premises do not mix. But a Guide Dog is an exception as it is necessary for the safety and comfort, and independence of the blind person. Were you really that stupid/insensitive as to say that your dog is a Guide Dog?

[kawa4]

sorry red iv asked the question again

[knobbynonuty]

Oi drissy me and lippy went to soufend with bouncy last year and I wanted to go into a pub But the pub had a notice on it only guide dogs allowed in here.

So seeing as bounce is a golden retriver I thought that he would make a perfect guide dog for me even though he just jumps on everybody that he meets and licks them to death. (a bit like me really aint he)

SWo lippy would not come in and me and bounce went in and I tried to pretend that I was blind and bouncer god bless him he played along with it as if by instinct he acted just like a guide dog as if he knew what I was up too.

So we circomnavigated the tables and chairs and got to the bar and the guv was serving and me and bounce completely fooled him and he was so taken in.

but in the end lippy came in and gave the game away but the gov was so cool about it and let us stay

[cazzz1975]

You would also have to show evidence that the dog is a registered guide dog.

[pastafreak]

Knobby-shame on you!!!!

[knobbynonuty]

Pastey it was sooo funny at the time only me and bounce could pull a stunt like that and get away with it cause I am not sure who is cutur me or the dog but we make a kin brill double act

[Jugglering]

Kawa... do you mean *aloud* (ie vocal) or allowed (permitted)?

[knobbynonuty]

Aw shut up cazzy I showed him me driving licence and he even fell for that one as well

[pastafreak]

Maybe this is a 'pun intended' thread!

[Jugglering]

Ahhhh, nice one Pasta !

[pastafreak]

I may look a bit silly now with my serious answer!

[bigmamma]

Were girls aloud ?

[pastafreak]

Ba-boom!!

[kawa4]

i said its a guide dog he said but its a chiwawa. i said is that what i got lol sorry