I didn't read any newspapers today, but I did hear the Togmeister himself discuss the benefits of horizontally growing grass this morning on R2... sounded great ! No need to cut said grass frequently - apparently twice a year was sufficient but it would need the occasional brush (like you brush your hair) to keep it neat and tidy...... what a brilliant invention lol
sat nav toilet . if you get taken short Text ( satnav toilet ) and you will be given directions over your mobile to your nearest public loo. Sorry I cannot remember which paper it was in .
BMW always do an April Fool ad. The product was Canine Repellant Auto Protection.
What do those initials spell?
Also the designer was Dr Hans Zoff!!
Very clever - I wonder how many people actually ring the phone number provided and what it says.