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Bum Sniffing
Went for a run in a local country park and came accross a couple with a large border collie off the lead. As I my mutt was off too I just cracked. There were no problems until the 2 dogs sniffed each others bums and the couple started clapping loudly to distract the dogs. The woman then made a comment about bum sniffing being discusting. WTF?
p.s. todays lesson, don't bother getting into the shower with the dog to save time. It doesn't work.
p.s. todays lesson, don't bother getting into the shower with the dog to save time. It doesn't work.
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I love my cats, my cats are my surrogate children ............. but they are cats. They think like cats and act like cats.
These people obviously don't understand dogs. I really wonder sometimes.
I have to admit that when my dog used to smell the groin's of human males I used to cringe (I am a female). They can be totally embarrassment sometimes - I miss having a dog.
I love my cats, my cats are my surrogate children ............. but they are cats. They think like cats and act like cats.
These people obviously don't understand dogs. I really wonder sometimes.
I have to admit that when my dog used to smell the groin's of human males I used to cringe (I am a female). They can be totally embarrassment sometimes - I miss having a dog.
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The dogs all had a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by public transport,
While others came by car.
But before they were allowed
To enter in the hall,
Each had to hang it's bottom
On a hook upon the wall.
They all got nicely seated,
Each mother's son and sire,
When a dirty little yellow dog
Began to holler "Fire!"
They all jumped up together,
They had no time to look,
And each one grabbed at random,
A bottom from a hook.
This got their bottoms all mixed up,
And made them very sore,
To wear another bottom
That they hadn't worn before.
And that's the reason why a dog
Will even leave a bone,
To smell another bottom
In the hope to find his own!
They came from near and far,
Some came by public transport,
While others came by car.
But before they were allowed
To enter in the hall,
Each had to hang it's bottom
On a hook upon the wall.
They all got nicely seated,
Each mother's son and sire,
When a dirty little yellow dog
Began to holler "Fire!"
They all jumped up together,
They had no time to look,
And each one grabbed at random,
A bottom from a hook.
This got their bottoms all mixed up,
And made them very sore,
To wear another bottom
That they hadn't worn before.
And that's the reason why a dog
Will even leave a bone,
To smell another bottom
In the hope to find his own!