workmen

[bobtheturkey]

on my way to work i stop at a petrol station to buy a paper or get petrol, this petrol station has a hot food bar inside and every single morning in life the petrol station is filled with workmen lining up to buy sausage rolls and fatty fried food etc at 8am

can these uneducated brainless cavemen not feed themselves before they leave the house in the morning?
why have they all got shaved heads at the back and sides and a little skull cap of hair at the top? why do they whistle at women like some sort of game hunter trying to flush out out prey? would any self respecting woman be interested in some Brain dead neanderthal workman with a belly the size a small nation? why dont they take a moment and work out why they stand at building sites from morning to dusk for poverty line wages working their chubby little fingers to the bone

furthermore how they can eat that crap at that time of the morning? and why do they park in the petrol pump area when they are not buying petrol?

[bobtheturkey]

sorry i have to go and count my surplus money and wash my high performance sports car :)

[bobtheturkey]

sorry left my fishing line behind top of the range of course :)

[theonlyone]

See you in the job centre Bob ...
Tesco are now hiring new staff ?

[raysparx1]

We do it bob because we are uneducated brainless cavemen, but we get by ok. and at the end of the day somebodys got to do it. :-)

[cazzz1975]

Hi ray :D my dad was a steelfixer for years and years until arthritus got the better of him, he works in a depot now.

he was never thick either, he was a maths wizz!!

[whiskeysheri]

There's only one way to remedy it, bob, and get up as late as me! :)