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i cant choose between two men
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How do i choose between two men whom I both like?
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Ok Ice, so you're saying, if I buy a washing machine, say!
I'll take it home, tip the delivery men (first expense!). Look at i and wonder how the **** it works, compared to my old model. (second expense, albeit psychological). Put my washing in, first on cold wash, because you never know! (third expense, time-wise). Get the first load out. Be a bit disappointed because all the stains haven't gone (fourth expense, need to do it again)
Be brave and try the 40 degree wash. Oh boy.....
Very impressive, but it leaked everywhere, even the cat got scared! (fifth expense, even needed outside help!)
Try again the next day. 50 degree wash. Not very good, it didn't seem to like your special washing powder, and now won't turn on. Unfortunately, the waranty has run out by now. Let's make do, and have plenty more loads hey!
See where I'm going there? ;O)
I'll take it home, tip the delivery men (first expense!). Look at i and wonder how the **** it works, compared to my old model. (second expense, albeit psychological). Put my washing in, first on cold wash, because you never know! (third expense, time-wise). Get the first load out. Be a bit disappointed because all the stains haven't gone (fourth expense, need to do it again)
Be brave and try the 40 degree wash. Oh boy.....
Very impressive, but it leaked everywhere, even the cat got scared! (fifth expense, even needed outside help!)
Try again the next day. 50 degree wash. Not very good, it didn't seem to like your special washing powder, and now won't turn on. Unfortunately, the waranty has run out by now. Let's make do, and have plenty more loads hey!
See where I'm going there? ;O)
You don't.
As each of them sems to have caught your fancy, your Father sets a challenge, or quest:
He who would win the hand of this my fair maiden must prove himself worthy by meeting this series of challenges...
General Knowledge
1. Successfully assemble an item of flat-pack furtniture from IKEA (other suppliers are available)
2. Demonstrate a full understanding of the Boots No 7 make-up range; as a tie-break, be able to distinguish between blue-black and black-blue mascaras
3. Prepare a delicious three-course meal with appropriate wines and other acompaniments... without using pre-cooked, pre-prepared ingredients and/or a microwave
4. Know where the dishwasher tablets are kept.
5. Know how to load and (for bonus marks) unload a dishwasher
6. Explain the qualitative difference between 700rpm and 900rpm spin-cycles
Language Test
7. Explain why the word "yes" never appears following the question: Does my bum look big in this?
8. Examine the implications of the word "Fine" in response to a simple statement such as "I'm just off to the Dog and Parrot to watch the footie..."
9. Is "yes" a sufficient answer to the question: Do you love me?
10. Really?
11. Really really?
12. More than your last girlfriend?
Practical
13. List the maiden's 6 closest best friends and explain how their position on a priority list might change a) monthly b) weekly and c) hourly.
14. Explain and if possible demonstrate the difference between G-Plan and G-Spot
15. Comply with such reasonable requests as the maiden may make, whatever the time and whatever else you might be doing at the time.
And the winner will be he who... oh, they've both gone...
As each of them sems to have caught your fancy, your Father sets a challenge, or quest:
He who would win the hand of this my fair maiden must prove himself worthy by meeting this series of challenges...
General Knowledge
1. Successfully assemble an item of flat-pack furtniture from IKEA (other suppliers are available)
2. Demonstrate a full understanding of the Boots No 7 make-up range; as a tie-break, be able to distinguish between blue-black and black-blue mascaras
3. Prepare a delicious three-course meal with appropriate wines and other acompaniments... without using pre-cooked, pre-prepared ingredients and/or a microwave
4. Know where the dishwasher tablets are kept.
5. Know how to load and (for bonus marks) unload a dishwasher
6. Explain the qualitative difference between 700rpm and 900rpm spin-cycles
Language Test
7. Explain why the word "yes" never appears following the question: Does my bum look big in this?
8. Examine the implications of the word "Fine" in response to a simple statement such as "I'm just off to the Dog and Parrot to watch the footie..."
9. Is "yes" a sufficient answer to the question: Do you love me?
10. Really?
11. Really really?
12. More than your last girlfriend?
Practical
13. List the maiden's 6 closest best friends and explain how their position on a priority list might change a) monthly b) weekly and c) hourly.
14. Explain and if possible demonstrate the difference between G-Plan and G-Spot
15. Comply with such reasonable requests as the maiden may make, whatever the time and whatever else you might be doing at the time.
And the winner will be he who... oh, they've both gone...
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