This works:
Batch Patcher Version 1.01 (04/26/2007)
You could get it from MSFN (
http://www.msfn.org/board/Batch-Patcher-t96854 .html) if you're a member, or if you trust me or have a virus scanner, I have uploaded it here (
http://www.zshare.net/download/10190307e65924d 8/ ) for you, I assume you have a brain to work out how to use it from the instructions in the TXT file in the archive.
Also, if you don't trust me, just upload the downloaded file to here to scan it (i love this site it rules):
http://www.virustotal.com
If you're interested, to actually obtain all the updates/updates you require in the first place:
You can use 'Windows Update Downloader' (WUD):
http://wud.jcarle.com/
Couple of side notes:
1. Windows XP Servive Pack 3 will contain all updates until Jan or something, you can get hold of it, although that's out of scope here.
2. Autopatcher (google it) claims to work, but I have not tested it and I know the above method works, I use it on my new windows deployments to save ALOT of time & bandwidth.
HTH